I Hate Stupid Fuckers Homemade Sex Films That Can’t Get It Up
Wednesday, February 24th, 2010OK – I’m an old fucking man and if you put a sweet piece of shaved teenager muff in front of me, my cock is gonna get fucking hard. So it’s only natural that when some redhead teenager hussy drags her boyfriend to me to make a porno shoot, I expect the young buck can at least get his shit hard. But, surprisingly enough, most of the guys that show up to “audition” ain’t got what it takes to be in porno. It was no different when Thena Sky brought mike for this shoot.

Mike is a classic example but he’s far from the only one. Of the four times I let him try, he only finished twice – and both times it was a circus trying to keep his cock hard. WTF was I thinking to give him a second chance. They needed the coin and in the end, Mike filmed me fucking his girlfriend so they could pay the rent – and hell, if you’re down with me fucking your girlfriend, bring her ass on by
You can see some of the limp-cock attempt and a few of the shoots that we made instead of shooting the limp-cock fucking boyfriends on my two beginner sites Glass Mannequin and Real Colorado coeds. Since I’m the lucky bastard that fucks all of the sisters on Bring Me Your Sister, you ain’t gonna see any limp meat there – although we do get a lot of porno bloopers as the brothers film their own sisters getting fucked by Mr. Richard














